Letters To The Editor
Letters from Patrick K. Martin, Jay P. Hailey, Jack Jerome,
Jim Davidson, MacGregor K. Phillips and Jake Witmer:
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What Ever Happened to TV?
by L. Neil Smith
I haven't had cable TV for years, owing to a nasty little bait and 
switch routine one of the big companies tried to pull on me. As a sort 
of historian -- or at least a close observer of the human condition -- 
I've been fortunate, because of this, to witness the collapse of an 
American institution that has deserved to collapse for a long, long 
time. I refer, of course, to broadcast network television.
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Ernie, Bernie and Me
by Jim Lesczynski
Imagine my surprise when I was looking for a title for the chronicle of 
my recent adventures, and I noticed that "Guns For Tots" was already 
taken in an old issue of The Libertarian Enterprise. I thought the name 
was my original creation, but maybe it was buried deep in my 
subconscious all along.
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Endgame
by William Stone, III
"When will it end? How can we return to a time when there are no terror 
alerts, no Department of Homeland Security?" One of the Republican talk-show whores uttered 
this question this week. As is increasingly the case, the host's conclusions were 100% wrong. 
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She's Dead ... Wrapped in Plastic
by John Taylor
(New Berlin, Untied Statists of Amerika) -- "Lady Liberty", the icon of 
Amerikan freedom, was found dead today, apparently asphyxiated. She was 
wrapped head to foot in regulation plastic and red duct tape. Forensic 
specialists are examining the body for signs of rape, though it appears 
that she expired without a struggle.
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