Driving is a Right -- Not a "Privilege"
By John Cornell
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Special to The Libertarian Enterprise
         Sighting past the hood and down the road, I aim at the horizon.  
Trigger-like, the feel of the accelerator under my toes is comforting 
as I contemplate the forces within my hands.  Fires unleash from 
exploding dinosaurs under the head gaskets and other fires burn in my 
belly.  I shift, mesh, punch and hurl myself and a metallic metric 
ton bullet-like down the sight-path of asphalt, as the adrenalin rush 
slaps me into the realization that my mind and body are one, and my 
fire-driven chariot is an extension of that integration.
         Then the other "reality" sets in. The firepower become sluggish 
and heavy in my grasp, as if gravity sucked me into a black hole.  
Reminders plague me: Do I have my license?  Is the registration 
up-to-date? Have I paid all my fines -- and gasoline taxes?
         Driving is a peaceful activity enabling transportation for 
purposes of fun or profit.  Libertarians rarely discuss the 
regulation of this activity that most of us engage in every day.  
Anticipating the joy of acceleration, you can't leave your driveway 
without the thrill being shattered by the first speed limit sign, 
traffic officer or speed-control camera.  A non-violent, normal human 
activity is distorted into a bureaucratic nightmare of "a boot 
stamping on [your] face -- forever" -- as Orwell said in 1984.
     
         As libertarians, we assert the principle that government has no 
right to be in any business and has no right to restrict or regulate 
any activity people choose to pursue.  Yet government at every level 
has instituted a monopoly to control driving.  It was during the 
pubescence of governmental regulations known as the "Progressive" Era 
(the Civil War and Reconstruction were its temperamental Terrible 
Two's) that the automobile made the unfortunate timing of its 
appearance.  In 1902, New York was the first state to issue car 
licenses, as the first step on a thousand light-year journey that led 
to totalitarian ownership of the roadways.
         Automobile registration is the same as gun registration.  Forcing 
us to register automobiles and licensing us to drive proceeds from 
what right?  The government has just taken them, thanks to the left 
that hates automobiles and the pragmatism of the right that wants 
mercantilistic subsidization ("Driving may not be a right, but 'free' 
roadways are!")
     
         Privatization of roadways has been suggested, with some attempts.  
But why would you want to make such an investment as long as it's 
"free" now and you don't get tax relief?  And who'd want to drive on 
them under the same conditions?  Some racket!
         Take speed limits. (Yes, take them.)  They're like income taxes 
in that they punish achievement by penalizing drivers who are able 
and willing to get somewhere, and reward incompetent drivers by 
encouraging inattentiveness and disregard for the right-of-way of 
oncoming traffic.  Another in a slow parade of victimless crimes.  
Speed per se does not kill -- these other factors often associated 
with it do. We're herded into tight lines of collective cattle where 
our speed is determined by the weakest link in the chain of traffic, 
the vehicle with the least velocity becoming the slowest common 
denominator.  The answer? "Defensive" driving versus "offensive?"  
How about diligent driving?
     
         Rights-of-way are real, based on centuries of human custom.  Speed 
laws are a legal fiction with capricious and arbitrary enforcement.  
My own city of Fort Collins, Colorado, recently installed Orwellian 
speed and red light cameras to nab fast drivers and red light runners.  
Our state legislature is trying to pass a law to prohibit such 
devices.  But cities intend to fight such laws, contending that "home 
rule" protection gives them the right to keep the pesky intrusions 
into our privacy.  Perhaps I can contend that I have "self-rule" and, 
therefore, the actions of all governments are null and void.
         As to drunk driving laws, "implied consent" supposedly means my 
"inaction" or "silence" implies that I've "willingly" agreed to the 
suspension of my Fourth Amendment rights to be "allowed" to drive. 
What if I proclaim that I haven't consented to such nonsense?
     
         As long as we have public control of the streets and highways 
we'll be lied to that driving is our "privilege." And the Bill of 
Rights are "given" to us by government, to be withdrawn without 
notice.
         There needs to be a free market for all transportation.  All 
pavement needs to be privately owned and operated.  Then you'd be 
able to negotiate the services from the owners, who'd then have the 
right to manage your activities while you're on their property.  But 
there would be competition, as alternate routes are usually available 
between two points.  Imagine a paid security officer giving genuinely 
friendly driving advice instead of a revenue-raising, gun-toting 
"public servant" with his jackboot planted on your bumper, demanding 
that you sign a "promise to appear," with all the fire and brimstone 
of Big Brother ready to back up his demands?  New customers would be 
welcome on the roads as long as they paid -- you wouldn't have the 
current asininity of the bureaucrats whining that they have "too many 
users" as they refuse to accommodate our needs and leave the roads 
poorly-run and overcrowded.  As Rand said through John Galt, "Get the 
hell out of my way!"
     
         Until then, the government has no right to prevent you from using 
your roads.  You may drive as you wish, but need to respect the 
rights-of-way of others and accept responsibility for violations you 
make. Driving is as much a right as free enterprise, and owning a car 
as much a right as owning a gun. Though you don't have a right to 
taxpayer-provided roads -- just as you don't have a right to have 
people trade with you -- you have the right to pursue such trade.
         The next time you see red lights in your rear-view mirror or spot 
the flash of the roadside Evil Eye, remember the lyrics of Neil Peart 
of Rush, in their paean to speed, the song "Red Barchetta": "I leave 
the giants stranded / At the riverside."
John Cornell is a finance professional whose personal goal is to spread
rational, Objectivist and libertarian ideas by writing and publishing
libertarian science fiction and literary novels, stories and articles and
occasional pieces of political satire and humor.