Most Americans Should be Ashamed to Celebrate the Fourth
By Vin Suprynowicz 
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Special to The Libertarian Enterprise
         What an inconvenient holiday the Fourth of July has become. 
         Oh, so long as we stick to grilling hot dogs and hamburgs, hauling 
the kids to the lake or the mountains, and winding up the day watching 
the fireworks as the Boston Pops plays the 1812 -- written by a 
subject of the czar to celebrate the defeat of our vital ally the 
French -- we can usually manage to convince ourselves we still honor 
the same values that made July 4, 1776, a date which rings in history.
         Great Britain taxed the colonists at far lower rates than 
Americans tolerate today -- and never dreamed of granting government 
agents the power to search our private bank records to locate 
"unreported income."  Nor did the king's ministers ever attempt to 
stack our juries by disqualifying any juror who refused to swear in 
advance to "leave your conscience outside and enforce the law as the 
judge explains it to you."
         The king's ministers insisted the colonists were represented by 
Members of Parliament who had never set foot on these shores.  Today, 
of course, our interests are "represented" by one of two millionaire 
lawyers -- both members of the incumbent Republicrat Party -- among 
whom we were privileged to "choose" last election day, men who for the 
most part have lived in mansions and sent their kids to private 
schools in the wealthy suburbs of the imperial capital, for decades.
         Yet the colonists did rebel.  It's hard to imagine, today, the 
faith and courage of a few hundred frozen musketmen, setting off 
across the darkened Delaware, gambling their lives and farms on the 
chance they could engage and defeat the greatest land army in the 
history of the known world, armed with only two palpable assets:  one 
irreplaceable man to lead them, and some flimsy newspaper reprints of 
a parchment declaring:  "We hold these Truths to be self-evident, that 
all Men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with 
certain unalienable rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and 
the Pursuit of Happiness -- That to secure these Rights, Governments 
are instituted among men, deriving their just Powers from the Consent 
of the Governed, that whenever any Form of Government becomes 
destructive to these Ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or 
abolish it ..."
         Do we believe that, still?
         Recently, President Clinton's then-Drug Czar, Lee Brown, told me 
the role of government is to protect the people from dangers, such as 
drugs.  I corrected him, saying, "No, the role of government is to 
protect our liberties."
         "We'll just have to disagree on that," the president's appointee 
said. 
         The War for American Independence began over unregistered, untaxed 
guns, when British forces attempted to seize arsenals of rifles, 
powder and ball from the hands of ill-organized Patriot militias in 
Lexington and Concord.  American civilians shot and killed scores of 
these government agents as they marched back to Boston.  Are those 
Minutemen still our heroes?  Or do we now consider them "dangerous 
terrorists" and "depraved government-haters"? 
         In "The Federalist" No. 46, James Madison told us we need have no 
fear of any federal tyranny ever taking away our rights, arguing that 
under his proposed Constitution "the ultimate authority ... resides in 
the people alone," and predicting that any usurpation of powers not 
specifically delegated would lead to "plans of resistance" and "appeal 
to a trial of force."
         Another prominent federalist, Noah Webster, wrote in 1787: "Before 
a standing army can rule, the people must be disarmed; as they are in 
almost every kingdom in Europe.  The supreme power in America cannot 
enforce unjust laws by the sword; because the whole body of the people 
are armed, and constitute a force superior to any band of regular 
troops that can be, on any pretence, raised in the United States."
         Is this still true today?  Or are those who arm themselves and 
make contingency "plans of resistance" against government usurpations 
instead branded "conspirators" and "terrorists," and ridiculously 
associated with Timothy McVeigh (who was kicked out of the only 
militia meeting he is ever known to have attended -- in Michigan -- 
and whose actions surely reflect more directly on the screening 
process of the outfit that gave him his training in munitions -- the 
United States Army.)
         In Phoenix last week, an air conditioner repairman and former 
Military Policeman named Chuck Knight was convicted by jurors -- some 
tearful -- who said they "had no choice" under the judge's 
instructions, on a single federal "conspiracy" count of associating 
with others who owned automatic rifles on which they had failed to pay 
a $200 "transfer tax" -- after a trial in which defense attorney Ivan 
Abrams says he was forbidden to bring up the Second Amendment as a 
defense.
         Were the Viper Militia readying "plans of resistance," as 
recommended by Mr. Madison?  Would the Constitution ever have been 
ratified, had Mr. Madison and his fellow federalists warned the 
citizens that such non-violent preparations would get their weapons 
seized, and land them in jail for decades?
         Happy Fourth of July.
Vin Suprynowicz is the assistant editorial page editor of the Las 
Vegas Review-Journal. Readers may contact him via e-mail at 
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