Science Fair -- Or Foul?
Courtesy of Ed Cole 
[email protected] 
Special to The Libertarian Enterprise
         An Eagle Rock Junior High freshman participating in the Greater 
Idaho Falls Science Fair last April 26 was attempting to show how 
conditioned we have become to the alarmists practicing junk science 
and spreading fear of everything in our environment.  
         In his project he urged people to sign a petition demanding strict 
control or total elimination of the chemical "dihydrogen monoxide".  
And for plenty of good reasons, since:  
         1. it can cause excessive sweating and vomiting
         2. it is a major component in acid rain
         3. it can cause severe burns in its gaseous state
         4. its accidental inhalation can kill you
         5. it contributes to soil erosion
         6. it decreases the effectiveness of automobile brakes
         7. it has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients
         He asked 50 people if they would support a ban on the chemical. 
Forty-three said yes, six were undecided, and only one knew that the 
chemical was water.  
         The title of his prize winning project was, "How Gullible Are We?"  
         He feels the conclusion is obvious.
         He also won first prize.  
High-tech machinist and accomplished pilot Ed Cole is a director of 
the Firearms Coalition of Colorado