British Penguin Abuse Must Stop!
Thanks to Dave Holle 
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Special to The Libertarian Enterprise
         A Mexican newspaper reports that bored Royal Air Force pilots 
stationed on the Falkland Islands have devised what they consider a 
marvelous new game.  
         Noting that the local penguins are fascinated by airplanes, the 
pilots search out a beach where the birds are gathered and fly slowly 
along it at the water's edge.  Perhaps ten thousand penguins turn 
their heads in unison watching the planes go by, and when the pilots 
turn around and fly back, the birds turn their heads in the opposite 
direction, like spectators at a slow-motion tennis match.  
         Then, the paper reports, "The pilots fly out to sea and directly 
to the penguin colony and overfly it.  Heads go up, up, up, and ten 
thousand penguins fall over gently onto their backs. 
         -- Audubon Society Magazine
Dave Holle is ... is ... well, he's a good friend of Rex F. May.